Randal Graves: Seventeen year olds nowadays are crazy. They’re up for anything. They even like it when you go ass to mouth.

Dante Hicks: You never go ass to mouth, Randal.

Randal Graves: You sound like my mom.

Jay: You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hanging out in front of places selling weed and shit. Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and shit. Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah… be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien lifeform… and fuck it. People would be like, ?There he goes. Homeboy fucked a martian once.?

Daar was ie alweer! Het vervolg op 90 minuten onvolwassen humor uit 1994, oftewel Clerks II est arrive! Aanradertje, want hij is erg geslaagd in elk geval.