if (WomanOfDreamsProximity == ?Close?) {

VoicePitch = VoicePitch – 10db;

EyeStatus = ?Wink?;

if (Hair == ?Messy?) {

SpitOnHand(StyleHair);

}

Spray(BreathFreshener);

if (BreathFreshenerDestination == ?Eyeball?) {

CryLikeABaby();

Run(away);

exit;

}

loop while (DistanceToWoman > 0) {

if ((DistanceToWoman mod 2) = 0) {

MoveLeftFoot(forward);

} else {

MoveRightFoot(forward);

}

}

Begin(Conversation);

if (ConversationResponse == ?Hostile?) {

exit;

} else {

Giggle(LikeSchoolgirl);

InviteWoman(Home);

}

}

Altijd nuttig om te weten.